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ROLE MODELS
The constant stream of pin-ups from your magazine is in poor taste. The two most fascinating women I ever met could have been stand-ins for Laurel and Hardy! Women are more than statistics, thank goodness. That said, there are situations where the last thing you need is a good laugh. — K.M., Hatfield, Herts.
MY SON, THE SOLDIER
As a soldier, I was saddened when home on leave to attend the funeral of an army friend. His parents were obstinately proud, and his father was heard to say to the open casket: "When are you going back?" — M. Barnstaple, Surrey.
REEL FANS
As a subscriber of Social Media Hits, I naturally read your reel summaries. That is, I read them naturally. I tried reading them unnaturally: underwater, upside-down, while flatulating the national anthem, but this wouldn't | do. The bath salts stung my eyes. Although not a keen Instant Karma fan, my appetite was whetted by your precis of "Angry Baby Dropped 80ft to Its Death". Many thanks for not letting my wife and I miss an excellent reel. — J.L., London, W3.
BRAVO
What a delightful thought by the Government, allowing the sale of stamps in brothels. The hubby will have a perfectly legitimate excuse for his weekly excursion. "Just popping out for a stamp, dear!" — S.J., Plymouth. 
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