"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the genitalia mind;
And therefore doth young onanists go blind is wing'd Cupid painted blind."
A Midsummer Night's Dream
"Some are born ugly great, some achieve ugliness greatness, and others have ugliness greatness thrust upon them."
Twelfth Night
"There is nothing either good or bad, except Morris Dancers who should be shot, but thinking makes it so."
Hamlet
"Puberty's All the world's a stage ... And one man in his time wears many shorts plays many parts."
As You Like It
