Photo Album XIX

"It's freezing cold, Henry."
"Here, open your umbrella."
"But this won't keep me warm!"
"It will if you open it indoors."

Wehrmacht Rejects

Name: Wilhelm S.
Reason for discharge: He 'heiled' with his foot. He kept kicking the helmet off his colonel's head.

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Name: Friedrich P.
Reason for discharge: A world-class marksman, he could shoot an apple off anybody's head (see picture). Unfortunately, he couldn't perform in battle, because enemy soldiers did not have apples on their heads.

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Name: Walther K.
Reason for discharge: He was too friendly to be a Nazi. He used to start interrogations with a local joke and magic trick.