Woman Found Dead Under Hairdo

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39-year-old Irene J. from Liverpool had just had her hair done like all the other girls, but her fragile body could not sustain the weight. As she walked home, she got shorter and shorter and passersby heard bones breaking and organs squishing. She had reached her front gate when her body buckled and the hair came crashing down. She was found unresponsive by her neighbour. "I thought it was a new wheelie bin at first but then I saw it was wearing Irene's shoes. She was quiet as a mouse. I tried drawing her out, told her about the postman's scandal with the girl at number eight, but she wouldn't say a word." By strange coincidence, Mr. J was the husband of Mrs. J. Late to the scene, he was visibly distraught. First responders reassured him the hairdo was intact.

Irene J. from Liverpool, moments before her tragic death. She was smiling because the artist wore odd socks.