Don't be bullied! Surprise any who dares assault you!*
Learn the ancient art of Chinese Tofu Karato!
An authentic self-defence art from Master Leong Wang, bodyguard to JFK.
Learn quickly at home the most effective self-defence system of all time! Barry nextdoor will never fail to return your Workmate again.
Age, sex, bodily size, and superior strength don't count! In dire circumstances, finish your opponent with complimentary revolver.
One time offer! Pay in full now and Master Karato will come to your house and beat you up.
* Included with course: ancient 'Wang in the box' device that can be whipped out at a moment's notice.
Pictured (right): Master Leong Wang on the floor. His portly opponent shocked into submission by his signature move: "Dancing Hemorrhoid".
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